September 27, 2011

The Horror of Student Loans

Chainsaw. It's the way of the Samurai.
I'd like to make a film for an untapped demographic: student loan borrowers. It would be a revenge film, where an angry former student goes Michael Douglas on Tricura Canada and the National Student Loan Services. Tired of having her credit rating harmed due to the molasses bureaucratic process and rude call center people, tired of the generic papers that read URGENT, ACTION REQUIRED, COLLECTION SERVICES and then the call center tells her to ignore them... ignore the harassment? I don't think so.

I'd call the film like, "I'll Show You Debt Bitch," or something like that.

To all the students out there who are still be screwed over by these idiots, I feel your pain. And someday... ooohhhh someday....

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